Be warned, not only does he have teeth, claws, and the temper of a psychotic tasmanian devil, he also has an a dark evil plotting intellect like you only read about in horror novels. Hannibal Lecter is a pussy cat in comparison.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Chester Strikes Back.
Chester, showed his true dedication to the dark side tonight and played a multitude of ABBA songs at The Wharf. It proved two things, 1) He is evil beyond human comprehension and 2) He has no shame as a DJ. It is like being in business with a malevolent force who will lash out to destroy you just to see you suffer. I only survived by quickly muting the sound until the songs were over. i will really have to rethink my relationship with him. I never realized he could be so ruthless. I guess I should have expected it. I know what he is capable of, I just never thought he would turn against me like that.
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ABBA? ABBA?!?!?! I'm tempted to remove Chester from my Friends List and mute him for a week or two.
ReplyDeleteAustralians love ABBA! Chester rawks!
ReplyDeleteAustralians love ABBA? That is it ... I am surrendering my Aussie citizenship and dropping my passport in the paper shredder right now.
ReplyDeleteI was always aware of the Australian appetite for ABBA. I was there when the ABBA movie was in every theatre on George Street in Sydney (ruined my childhood). I have lived through numerous ABBA themed parties in the run up to Mardis Gras. There is a reason for me despising them after all aside from their soulless caterwauling.